The first surgeon, from Toronto , says, "I like
to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Montreal, responds, "Yeah, but
you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
The third surgeon, from Saskatchewan, says,
"No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside
them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Vancouver chimes in:
"You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when
you have a few parts
left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Ottawa , shut them all
up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate
on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus, the head and the ass
are interchangeable.’
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