A glass of wineTo my friends who enjoy a glass of wine
and those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand:As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there are bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of Shit.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
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Thursday, September 18, 2014
A Public Service Message About your Health!
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